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- My replies are making me want to join Q Anon. So many liberals just...
- Yeah and I bet he had no idea cameras were there either 😂 I...
- So many questions as to why? Listen to this week's JRVP podcast with @anthonyjeselnik...
- CANNOT wait for the new KITH episodes! I've been binging all seasons on AMC+...
- did @nicolebyer write this? literally read this in her voice
- Wow. 'The Stupids' was funny. I actually enjoyed it. Nice job @TomArnold and crew....
- Gonna watch Hulu's White Lotus with Nicole Kidman
- Just watched video of an LAPD officer pushing his knee on an NBA player's...
- Geez, @blainecapatch writes good jokes!
- Blaine is the fucking man
- Drivers should get a ticket for revving their engine and then be sent to...
- Someone has a crush on me!
- Journey reuniting?
- I was 10 when this came out and I clearly remember calling multiple times...
- pleated-jeans.com/2020/09/30/ser…
- Narrator: Ken had not gotten it to begin with.
- We should have known Facebook was shady when it gave us "it's complicated" as...
- [Invention of firefighters] Okay so we're going to have you guys fight fires "Makes...
- youtube is where you go to watch a movie clip. tiktok is where you...
- Opened my phone to
- 2021 STADIUM TOUR New date! #LasVegas September 26 WISEGUYS LAS VEGAS Tickets: vegas.wiseguyscomedy.com/shows/151971
- Okay, I gotta block this creep now. He won't stop. Very weird!
- hey larry maybe they know who actually killed their dad lol
- Studio City showed no mercy.
- I just watched a 20 minute long video of Eric Clapton talking about COVID....
- AND ANOTHER THING - I love how people are like "mm, no - I...
- "Your word is Voldemort" Can you use it in a sentence? "Absolutely not"
- Hurricane #Ida my recommendation is if you live below I-10 Interstate you Need to...
- I fail to see why Bobby Kennedy's assassin should ever be released from prison....
- ISIS what now?
- Is that what's happening now?
- Officials decided against evacuating New Orleans hospitals. There's little room for patients elsewhere, with...
- ISIS… K?
- pleated-jeans.com/2021/08/11/fal…
- Nah, he's a fake account. But he was saying shit that hurts actual people....
- If you want to get a sense of how corrupt most local governments are,...
- THREE WEEKS from tonight I am doing two shows at the @kencen in Washington,...
- @MarlonWayans Sir just watched another one of your shows. You a baby but still...
- @MarlonWayans bruh you did your thang on #RespectMovie 💯✊🏾
- twitter.com/kweenindanorf/…
- It was nice seeing @MarlonWayans showcasing his range too. Man said he always just...
- Thank YOU so much. Loved my shows tonight.
- Just want to remind the timeline of my initial response - joking back. This...
- That man is NOT in that box!! L👀K at how @Avaya used @PORTLhologram technology...
- You know what it is @hbomax streaming now as fuck instagram.com/p/CTGuZaGs9Nh/…
| My replies are making me want to join Q Anon. So many liberals just... Posted: 28 Aug 2021 12:20 AM PDT My replies are making me want to join Q Anon. So many liberals just absolutely DUNKING on me with their pants around their ankles, sopping wet. The cringe is crippling. |
| Yeah and I bet he had no idea cameras were there either 😂 I... Posted: 28 Aug 2021 12:13 AM PDT Yeah and I bet he had no idea cameras were there either 😂 I don't want Larry Elder as governor but please stop pretending Newsom isn't a huge douche This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| So many questions as to why? Listen to this week's JRVP podcast with @anthonyjeselnik... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:38 PM PDT RT @allthingscomedy So many questions as to why? Listen to this week's JRVP podcast with @anthonyjeselnik and @greggrosenthal to hear what happens. Your browser does not support the video tag. Click here to view directly. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| CANNOT wait for the new KITH episodes! I've been binging all seasons on AMC+... Posted: 25 Aug 2021 03:36 PM PDT RT @cjane143 CANNOT wait for the new KITH episodes! I've been binging all seasons on AMC+ this month. |
| did @nicolebyer write this? literally read this in her voice Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:05 PM PDT |
| Wow. 'The Stupids' was funny. I actually enjoyed it. Nice job @TomArnold and crew.... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 08:45 PM PDT RT @DoombotJen Wow. 'The Stupids' was funny. I actually enjoyed it. Nice job @TomArnold and crew. letterboxd.com/jennifertx/fil… #thestupids |
| Gonna watch Hulu's White Lotus with Nicole Kidman Posted: 27 Aug 2021 11:15 PM PDT RT @anylaurie16 Gonna watch Hulu's White Lotus with Nicole Kidman |
| Just watched video of an LAPD officer pushing his knee on an NBA player's... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 11:25 PM PDT RT @busblog Just watched video of an LAPD officer pushing his knee on an NBA player's neck and the way this 7 foot tall young man gurgled "i can't breathe" is horrifying Then they tased him in the chest at point blank range. Why? He didn't want them in his house w/o a search warrant. |
| Geez, @blainecapatch writes good jokes! Posted: 27 Aug 2021 02:46 PM PDT RT @joshgondelman Geez, @blainecapatch writes good jokes! |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 05:26 PM PDT RT @RonFunches Blaine is the fucking man |
| Drivers should get a ticket for revving their engine and then be sent to... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 11:35 PM PDT Drivers should get a ticket for revving their engine and then be sent to the guillotine. |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 11:31 PM PDT Someone has a crush on me! BJW Nashe : Idiotic |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 11:12 PM PDT Journey reuniting? McDonald's🇨🇦 : THE THING U HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR ARRIVES 08.31.2021 |
| I was 10 when this came out and I clearly remember calling multiple times... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:11 AM PDT RT @hharris4618 I was 10 when this came out and I clearly remember calling multiple times into MTV Jams (when @BILLBELLAMY was the host!) to vote for this on the countdown! Before cell phones of course, & I kept getting the busy signal but I didn't give up until I got thru & voted for her! 😆❤️ twitter.com/missyelliott/s… Missy Elliott : 25 Years ago…So Smooth🔥Aaliyah's 4 Page Letter✍🏾🗒🕊💜🙏🏾 video directed by her brother @RAD_6 twitter.com/alaunchmag/sta… |
| pleated-jeans.com/2020/09/30/ser… Posted: 27 Aug 2021 11:00 PM PDT |
| Narrator: Ken had not gotten it to begin with. Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:56 PM PDT Narrator: Ken had not gotten it to begin with. Eliza Skinner : Ohhh, ok. You got it to begin with. Good. |
| We should have known Facebook was shady when it gave us "it's complicated" as... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:53 PM PDT We should have known Facebook was shady when it gave us "it's complicated" as an option. |
| [Invention of firefighters] Okay so we're going to have you guys fight fires "Makes... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:44 PM PDT [Invention of firefighters] Okay so we're going to have you guys fight fires "Makes sense" And also you're getting cats out of trees "What the hell is wrong with you" |
| youtube is where you go to watch a movie clip. tiktok is where you... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:23 PM PDT RT @carterhambley youtube is where you go to watch a movie clip. tiktok is where you go if you want to watch that clip playing on somebody's chromebook like a shaky journalist beheading video |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:33 PM PDT RT @TessDegenstein Opened my phone to This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:33 PM PDT 2021 STADIUM TOUR New date! #LasVegas September 26 WISEGUYS LAS VEGAS Tickets: vegas.wiseguyscomedy.com/shows/151971 |
| Okay, I gotta block this creep now. He won't stop. Very weird! Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:26 PM PDT Okay, I gotta block this creep now. He won't stop. Very weird! JJ McClure: Eliza!!! Your joke "hurts" someone!! Can't you see that?!?? You're no better than me! You told a funny joke about Clapton. I told a funny joke s out you. Eric hates your joke. You hate mine. You're not better than me. Your joke has teeth. Stop pointing fingers. |
| hey larry maybe they know who actually killed their dad lol Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:10 PM PDT RT @ShutUpAndrosky hey larry maybe they know who actually killed their dad lol Laurence Tribe : The plea by two of RFK's sons to release Sirhan Sirhan should count for nothing. RFK's assassination was a crime against the people of California and America, not just against the Kennedy family. Justice and the safety of potential future victims aren't theirs to give away. |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 02:55 PM PDT RT @soccernurd Studio City showed no mercy. Your browser does not support the video tag. Click here to view directly. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| I just watched a 20 minute long video of Eric Clapton talking about COVID.... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:18 PM PDT I just watched a 20 minute long video of Eric Clapton talking about COVID. Sincerely, A man who has forgotten how to enjoy himself |
| AND ANOTHER THING - I love how people are like "mm, no - I... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:16 PM PDT AND ANOTHER THING - I love how people are like "mm, no - I do not like this joke that I ordered & paid for. I demand refund" on FREE ASS TWITTOR. If you don't like it, you take a finger and push the screen up, then stick it in your butt, then your mouth. Just like everyone else. |
| "Your word is Voldemort" Can you use it in a sentence? "Absolutely not" Posted: 05 Sep 2015 04:40 PM PDT |
| Hurricane #Ida my recommendation is if you live below I-10 Interstate you Need to... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 05:48 PM PDT RT @ltgrusselhonore Hurricane #Ida my recommendation is if you live below I-10 Interstate you Need to be Evacuated ASAP. If you live in Mobil Home 🏡 inside the Cone of Uncertainty, please evacuate to Shelter IAW Parish Leadership, think like it's another #Katrina or #Gustav . Flood/ lost Power. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| I fail to see why Bobby Kennedy's assassin should ever be released from prison.... Posted: 25 Aug 2021 07:20 PM PDT RT @tribelaw I fail to see why Bobby Kennedy's assassin should ever be released from prison. Even at 77, he could be a threat. And the enduring harm he inflicted was incalculable. But for his vicious act, the rest of U.S. history would've been different. washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/… |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:02 PM PDT ISIS what now? |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:00 PM PDT Is that what's happening now? |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 04:11 PM PDT RT @JonLemire Officials decided against evacuating New Orleans hospitals. There's little room for patients elsewhere, with hospitals from Texas to Florida overwhelmed by COVID patients If the forecast holds, Ida would hit on the 16th anniversary of Katrina's landfall apnews.com/article/new-or… |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:00 PM PDT ISIS… K? |
| pleated-jeans.com/2021/08/11/fal… Posted: 27 Aug 2021 10:00 PM PDT |
| Nah, he's a fake account. But he was saying shit that hurts actual people.... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:59 PM PDT Nah, he's a fake account. But he was saying shit that hurts actual people. Sadly, I don't think we got to a place where he decided to rethink that - but I also don't want to be a reason people think that abortions are shameful, especially not as shameful as that Eric Clapton song Rock "Fully vaccinated" Lobster: Looks like he's trying to save his career. |
| If you want to get a sense of how corrupt most local governments are,... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 08:37 AM PDT RT @BreeNewsome If you want to get a sense of how corrupt most local governments are, start by digging into real estate & development. |
| THREE WEEKS from tonight I am doing two shows at the @kencen in Washington,... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:56 PM PDT THREE WEEKS from tonight I am doing two shows at the @kencen in Washington, D.C. First show sold out. Beyond grateful! LOOK at this gorgeous poster by @mike_holmes! Go to his feed and get yerself one! All $$$ goes to the artist! This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| @MarlonWayans Sir just watched another one of your shows. You a baby but still... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:05 PM PDT RT @Rsims2007 @MarlonWayans Sir just watched another one of your shows. You a baby but still brought the old school Come to the #Milwaukee soon!!! |
| @MarlonWayans bruh you did your thang on #RespectMovie 💯✊🏾 Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:30 PM PDT |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:52 PM PDT twitter.com/kweenindanorf/… Your browser does not support the video tag. Click here to view directly. rock bottom picture show: I'm a stranger to both of you and amazed he won't let it go. Also a big Boo fan, what does Boo think of this, is what the ppl want to know This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| It was nice seeing @MarlonWayans showcasing his range too. Man said he always just... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:42 PM PDT RT @FF_Diva It was nice seeing @MarlonWayans showcasing his range too. Man said he always just for laughs and giggles 🙌🏾🤣 . #RespectMovie |
| Thank YOU so much. Loved my shows tonight. Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:52 PM PDT Thank YOU so much. Loved my shows tonight. Brandon Reef 🔊 : Omg , laughed our ass off tonight at @bobsaget True professional and handled a guy who had a little too much to drink like a real pro and added it to his set. A true pro at his art. Thank you for coming to Indianapolis. |
| Just want to remind the timeline of my initial response - joking back. This... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:49 PM PDT Just want to remind the timeline of my initial response - joking back. This guy was not happy about it, and he pushed to make sure I knew that. Just so we're clear. Eliza Skinner : WHO TOLD HIM ABOUT MY ASS ABORTIONS???? That is PRIVATE! |
| That man is NOT in that box!! L👀K at how @Avaya used @PORTLhologram technology... Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:45 PM PDT That man is NOT in that box!! L👀K at how @Avaya used @PORTLhologram technology to beam people into @HIMSS Convention last week. No more long flights. No more hotel stays. Beam in and out. Welcome to the future of TRAVEL and COMMUNICATIONS! Your browser does not support the video tag. Click here to view directly. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| You know what it is @hbomax streaming now as fuck instagram.com/p/CTGuZaGs9Nh/… Posted: 27 Aug 2021 09:42 PM PDT You know what it is @hbomax streaming now as fuck instagram.com/p/CTGuZaGs9Nh/… |
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